I must share this little example of clear and concise journalism from CNN, in the article about Endeavour’s 2nd 3rd launch postponement (bolding mine):
On Sunday, lightning and cumulus clouds violated guidelines in case of an emergency landing and sent astronauts back to their quarters for the night.
Curse you lighting and cumulus clouds! Didn’t you read the guidelines?!?
I wonder if they’ll be sacked for ordering the mission crew back to their rooms?